1.
"I
can't
believe
I
did
that
#Regrets"】

2.
"Drunk
decisions
make
for
sober
consequences
#StoryOfMyLife"】

3.
"If
only
I
had
a
breathalyzer
on
my
phone
last
night
#HangoverThoughts"】

4.
"Wine
not?
#BadPuns
#GoodTime"】

5.
"Next
time
I'll
stick
to
just
one
glass
#OneAndDone"】

6.
"The
morning
after
feels
like
a
never-ending
punishment
#HangoverCuresNeeded"】

7.
"I'm
never
drinking
again. . .
until
next
weekend
#AlcoholLogic"】

8.
"To
think
all
of
this
started
with
just
one
sip
#PeerPressureSucks"】

9.
"Why
does
alcohol
always
seem
like
such
a
good
idea
at
the
time?
#MistakesWereMade"】

10.
"My
head
hurts
and
my
dignity
is
nowhere
to
be
found
#LostAndFound"】

11.
"I'm
sorry
to
anyone
who
had
to
witness
my
drunken
antics
last
night
#ApologiesNeeded"】

1
2.
"I
don't
even
remember
half
of
the
things
I
said
last
night
#SelectiveMemory"】

1
3.
"Hangover
or
not,
the
show
must
go
on
#AdultingIsHard"】

1
4.
"Never
underestimate
the
power
of
a
good
drink
or
a
good
friend
#CheersToThat"】

1
5.
"I'm
not
sure
if
it
was
the
alcohol
or
the
company,
but
last
night
was
one
for
the
books
#WorthIt"】

1
6.
"My
mind
is
still
fuzzy
and
my
stomach
is
still
queasy,
but
at
least
the
memories
are
hilarious
#LaughterIsTheBestMedicine"】

1
7.
"I
think
I
need
a
break
from
alcohol. . .
after
this
weekend,
of
course
#WillpowerIsOverrated"】

1
8.
"I
learned
my
lesson. . .
until
the
next
time
I
forget
it
#RepeatOffender"】

1
9.
"My
morning
coffee
is
no
longer
my
savior,
my
headache
is
beyond
repair
#NeedSleep"】

20.
"Drinking
may
not
solve
all
my
problems,
but
it
sure
makes
me
forget
them
for
a
little
while
#EscapismAtItsFinest"】