1.
"Time
flies,
and
so
does
the
expiration
date
on
my
milk
carton. "
【过期警告】

2.
"I
never
thought
I'd
be
one
of
those
people
that
let
food
go
bad
in
their
fridge. "
【愧疚之情】

3.
"At
least
the
molds
growing
on
my
bread
are
a
work
of
art. "
【感性视角】

4.
"My
expired
yogurt
was
more
solid
than
liquid
this
morning. "
【摸板决心】

5.
"Even
my
dog
won't
eat
the
leftovers
in
my
fridge. "
【失落自嘲】

6.
"I
may
have
just
accidentally
consumed
some
expired
mayonnaise…
time
to
play
the
waiting
game. "
【风险承受】

7.
"I
thought
I
had
more
time
with
my
cookies,
but
alas,
they
too
have
met
their
fate. "
【忧心忡忡】

8.
"Let's
hope
my
stomach
can
handle
this
questionable
tuna
salad. "
【生命危险】

9.
"One
man's
trash
is
another
man's…
well,
still
trash
in
this
case. "
【变废为宝】

10.
"To
think
I
used
to
mock
those
who
threw
away
perfectly
good
food.
Karma's
a
funny
thing. "
【讽刺自嘲】

11.
"The
expiration
date
on
my
tofu
may
have
disappeared,
but
the
pungent
smell
reveals
the
truth. "
【警觉感官】

1
2.
"I
wonder
if
I
can
still
salvage
this
cheese…
or
if
it's
time
to
say
'cheese-em'. "
【语言恶搞】

1
3.
"I
hate
to
waste
food,
but
at
this
point,
I
think
the
trash
can
is
the
only
logical
option. "
【心有余悸】

1
4.
"It's
like
a
game
of
Russian
Roulette,
but
instead
of
bullets,
it's
expired
food. "
【抱怨自嘲】

1
5.
"My
expired
orange
juice
is
now
a
science
experiment
in
my
fridge. "
【学问视角】

1
6.
"Why
does
everything
I
love
have
to
expire
so
quickly?"
【感性抱怨】

1
7.
"I
guess
it's
time
to
face
the
music
and
accept
that
my
food
has
officially
kicked
the
bucket. "
【幽默自嘲】

1
8.
"I'm
pretty
sure
that
salad
dressing
had
an
expiration
date
when
I
bought
it. . .
oh
well. "
【漠然现实】

1
9.
"I
should
really
start
paying
more
attention
to
these
expiration
dates
before
my
stomach
rebels
against
me. "
【自省忧心】

20.
"From
now
on,
I
will
never
take
my
food's
shelf
life
for
granted,
or
risk
my
own
health
to
save
some
leftovers. "
【自我决意】