1.
"When
taking
a
selfie,
try
not
to
laugh
too
much.
You
don't
want
people
to
think
you're
insane. "【笑死我了】

2.
"A
good
selfie
is
all
about
capturing
the
perfect
angle.
And
by
perfect
angle,
I
mean
the
one
that
makes
you
look
the
least
awkward. "【认真的脸】

3.
"If
you
take
a
selfie
and
no
one
likes
it,
did
you
even
take
a
selfie?"【划不来啊】

4.
"Selfies
are
great
because
you
can
take
them
anywhere.
Just
make
sure
you're
not
in
the
middle
of
a
funeral
or
anything. "【别人会以为你心理出了问题】

5.
"The
key
to
a
great
selfie
is
confidence.
And
if
you
can't
find
confidence,
try
using
a
filter. "【惨不忍睹】

6.
"When
I
take
selfies,
I
always
tell
myself
I'm
Beyoncé.
It
doesn't
work,
but
it
makes
me
feel
better. "【没谱啊】

7.
"The
best
thing
about
selfies
is
that
you
can
take
them
over
and
over
again
until
you
get
it
right.
Or
until
people
start
staring
at
you. "【羞死人】

8.
"I
always
thought
taking
selfies
was
a
narcissistic
thing
to
do.
Then
I
realized
I
was
the
one
taking
100
selfies
trying
to
find
the
perfect
one. "【就这样吧】

9.
"If
you
can't
take
a
good
selfie,
just
take
a
million
bad
ones
and
hope
for
the
best. "【个人建议】

10.
"A
bad
selfie
is
like
a
bad
breakup.
It's
always
awkward
and
you
just
want
to
forget
about
it. "【毁完了】

11.
"Selfies
are
a
great
way
to
document
your
life.
Just
make
sure
you're
not
documenting
too
much
of
your
nostrils. "【不美好】

1
2.
"Some
people
say
that
taking
selfies
is
an
art.
I
say
it's
just
a
way
to
avoid
talking
to
strangers. "【接人待物是真的重要】

1
3.
"Taking
a
selfie
is
a
lot
like
having
a
baby.
You
think
it's
a
good
idea
until
you
see
the
end
result. "【楞在那里傻笑】

1
4.
"I
always
try
to
find
the
perfect
lighting
for
my
selfies.
Then
I
remember
I
don't
know
anything
about
photography. "【紧张兮兮】

1
5.
"If
you're
ever
feeling
down,
just
take
a
selfie.
It
might
not
solve
all
your
problems,
but
at
least
you'll
have
a
new
profile
pic. "【多拍一遍吧】

1
6.
"The
best
thing
about
taking
selfies
is
that
you
can
pretend
you're
a
model
for
a
few
minutes.
Or
a
few
hours,
depending
on
how
long
it
takes
to
get
the
perfect
shot. "【我就是模特】

1
7.
"Selfies
are
great,
but
have
you
ever
tried
taking
a
group
selfie?
It's
like
herding
cats. "【快抓住他们】

1
8.
"If
you
ever
need
to
remind
yourself
what
a
giant
dork
you
are,
just
take
a
selfie. "【嘻嘻】

1
9.
"The
key
to
a
good
selfie
is
not
caring
what
other
people
think.
Unless
they're
judging
you,
then
you
should
definitely
care. "【你说啥？】

20.
"If
you're
ever
feeling
lonely,
just
take
a
selfie.
It's
like
having
a
friend,
except
they
can't
talk
back. "【孤单寂寞冷吗？】